Your God Is Not Here

Aug 27

angrychickpea:

i find it funny that “i like big butts” has always been a well-liked song, but as soon as Nicki Minaj samples it and shows off her amazing ass in a video, suddenly OH MY GOD WHAT A SLUT PUT THAT AWAY

like, it’s okay for a guy to talk about how much he loves butts
but it’s not okay for women to love their own butts

funny how that works

Aug 27

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

Aug 27
coolfeminist:

This is really fucking powerful.

coolfeminist:

This is really fucking powerful.

Aug 27
n0vi:

geeses:

that doesn’t sound right

sounds just fine to me

n0vi:

geeses:

that doesn’t sound right

sounds just fine to me

Aug 26

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

Aug 26
systemofadowny:

multicolors:

I know y’all are thinking it

Aha

systemofadowny:

multicolors:

I know y’all are thinking it

Aha

Aug 26

2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

Aug 26

emo is just an acronym for eat me out

Aug 26

tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it

Aug 26

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

Aug 26

just-another-dream:

The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed

Aug 26

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

Aug 26

llamadonna:

vvaddles:

what if professor utonium actually added chemical XD

image

Aug 25

avatargrimes:

systemofadowny:

forsciencejohn:

love-megz:

annetdonahue:

The importance of consent: a narrative.

I will forever reblog this gifset.

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

fire cannot kill a dragon.

Aug 25

if countries were students

  • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed