Your God Is Not Here

Oct 20

austinandalancashby:

qentesloverr:

carlileaustin:

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wait so
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austin are you trying to say that 
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cashby doesnt 
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exist?
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are u sure, austin?
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r u 3492% sure???
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i think
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you’re lying to us
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aUSTIN
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TELL US THE TRUTH, AUSTIN
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DO
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YOU
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LOVE
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ALAN
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ASHBY???
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THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD OMF .. BUT ARE YOU SURE BC ITS TRENDING

HAHAHA YA SURE?!? 😂😂

Oct 20

kappa773:

teamfreesexuality:

proudlyinsane:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

There’s a difference between

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and

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The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives

you should all go to your blogs and hover over them

You should

Oct 20

austinandalancashby:

This is how you can tell that they’re gods in Bed.

Oct 20
Oct 20
Oct 20

quote If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.

— A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner  (via pale-afternoon)
Oct 19

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

Oct 19
neatpotatoes:

goals tbh 

neatpotatoes:

goals tbh 

Oct 19

neatpotatoes:

when they say their dick is 8 inches 

Oct 19
neatpotatoes:

?????????

neatpotatoes:

?????????

Oct 19

neatpotatoes:

ladyofwinterhell:

neatpotatoes:

teachers who complain about grading work

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I would challenge the person who posted this to grade 25 poorly written student papers in a period of a few days while also trying to do everything else that is expected of them.

Teachers don’t teach because they like grading papers, teachers teach because in a room of 25 students you might have a positive impact on two or three and THAT makes it worth it.

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Oct 19
monicalewinsky1996:

brooklynboobala:

monicalewinsky1996:

Just me and some pals flaunting our perfect bods

I love that this has almost 12k notes and I really hope that the majority of commentary has been positive because it is a fucking awesome image.

its a surprising number of young gay men captioning it “me”

monicalewinsky1996:

brooklynboobala:

monicalewinsky1996:

Just me and some pals flaunting our perfect bods

I love that this has almost 12k notes and I really hope that the majority of commentary has been positive because it is a fucking awesome image.

its a surprising number of young gay men captioning it “me”

Oct 19
ayedeez:

everythingsungodly:

jesus fuckin christ

ayedeez:

everythingsungodly:

jesus fuckin christ

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Oct 19

paramoral:

Batman’s a real feminist.

Oct 19
  • student: coughs
  • teacher: from all this talking i can assume you're all done with your work