Your God Is Not Here

Sep 01

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

Sep 01

lms if u the hoe sibling

Sep 01

burgrs:

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

Sep 01

spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

Sep 01
stylelist-tidebuy:

Gray Heart-shaped Long Sleeves Round Neckline T-shirt
Sep 01

whatcoloristheworld:

good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair

Sep 01

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

Sep 01

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

Sep 01

ruinedchildhood:

this episode changed me forever

Sep 01
burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

Sep 01

partism:

Pretty girls make me want to punch myself in the face

Sep 01
dinuguan:

Matisse, 1933

dinuguan:

Matisse, 1933

Sep 01

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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Sep 01
Sep 01

werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese